Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
To bock traffic.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
What kind of chicken is the funniest?
A comedi-hen.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why did they close down the dating service for chickens?
They were struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
A poultrygeist.
Why don’t chickens play sports?
They're always being called for fowls.
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on his pecks.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bawking Dead.
How are wicked chickens born?
From deviled eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
Did you hear about the haunted chicken coop?
It had a poultrygeist.
How can you tell if a chicken’s the boss?
There's a pecking order.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Becaaauuwwwse!
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Why do people want a chicken-proof lawn?
They're impeccable.
Why did the farmer's wife leave him?
He was always picking up chicks.
Did you hear that KFC fired every single one of their leaders?
It was a chicken coup.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross back?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
How do hens wake up so early in the morning?
They set an alarm cluck.
How do you know if a farmer is good at math?
When he counts his chickens before they hatch.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you get when you mix a aooster, a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
Cocker-poodle BOO!
What do you get if you cross a cow and rooster?
Roost beef.