Have you heard the world's funniest statistics joke?
Probably not.
How come no one picks statistics as their favorite subject?
It’s just average.
Did you hear that 99% of people play scary pranks on their friends?
That's a frightening statistic.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was 3 feet deep, on average.
Why are larger sample sizes more statistically relevant?
The N's justify the means.