What’s green and not very heavy?
Light green.
What's brown and invisible?
No chocolate.
What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane.
A stick.
What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you.
A pool table.
Did you hear about the woman who was diagnosed with color-blindness?
The diagnosis surprised her. It really came right out of the purple.
What's brown and sounds like a big bell?
DUNG!
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin falling down the stairs
What's green and tastes like a chocolate chip cookie?
A chocolate chip cookie. The green part was a lie.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What is orange and red and full of disappointment?
High school lunch pizza.
What do you call it when you think up a brand new color?
A pigment of your imagination.
What’s red and invisible?
No ketchup.
What happened when the purple ship crashed into the red ship?
Both crews were marooned.