Why did the deer refuse to smile?
He was ashamed of his buck teeth.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth-hurty
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
What kind of award does the world’s top dentist get?
A little plaque.