Why do ghosts like elevators so much?
It lifts their spirits.
Did you hear about the lady who got too excited about the arrival of spring?
She was so happy she wet her plants.
What was the man’s favorite piece of furniture?
His recliner. They go way back together.
How much do you earn playing soccer?
Not much. Most people do it just for kicks.
Why was the man smiling when all of his lamps were stolen?
He was delighted.
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
Retired.
What do you call a happy farmer?
A jolly rancher.