Why didn't people like the restaurant on the moon?
The food was fine, but there was no atmosphere.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why are conspiracy theories like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
Where do moons get clean?
In a meteor shower.
Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon. Why do people find him so arrogant?
He frequently says, "Neil before me."