Why are skeletons so bad at sports?
They have no skin in the game.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
One drink and one mop.
Why are skeletons so afraid of everything?
They don’t have any guts.
Why did the skeleton fail his test?
He was kind of a bonehead.
Why did the skeleton cancel his performance?
His heart wasn’t in it.
How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.
Where do skeletons go for a fun night?
They like a hip joint.