Did you hear about the lady who got too excited about the arrival of spring?
She was so happy she wet her plants.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It’s way too far to walk.
Why are flowers friendly with each other in the Spring?
They're going to be buds.
Who will plant seeds in the spring?
Whoever has botany.
Why are trees happy when Spring time comes?
It's a re-leaf.
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns Silver.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
Summer.
What kind of car runs on leaves?
An autumn-mobile.
What do fish sing during winter?
Christmas corals.
What kind of car runs on leaves?
An autumn-mobile.