What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?
An horse.
Why didn't the pony sing at the concert?
He was just a little horse.
Where do horses like to live?
In a nice neighborhood.
Did you hear about the little boy who went to the hospital after eating fifteen toy horses?
It's ok. He's in stable condition.
Why shouldn't you go to a stable for a confidence boost?
That place is filled with neigh sayers.
Why don't they tell jokes about sick horses?
They're lame.
Where do you take a sick horse?
To a horspital.
Where does the three legged horse live?
The unstable.