Why do ghosts like elevators so much?
It lifts their spirits.
What kind of mistakes do baby ghosts make?
Boo boos.
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boohamas.
What room is left out of a ghost’s house?
The living room.
Why did the ghost go to rehab?
To get himself off of the boos.
What does a ghost need to go spook forest creatures?
A haunting license.
Why do ghosts like elevators so much?
It lifts their spirits.
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
They have no body to be with.
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest.
Why was the ghost lonely?
He lost his ghoul friend.
What do you get when you mix a aooster, a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
Cocker-poodle BOO!
Why did the ghost go to rehab?
To get himself off of the boos.
What kind of mistakes do baby ghosts make?
Boo boos.
What is a ghost’s favorite street?
A dead end.
What does a ghost need to go spook forest creatures?
A haunting license.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop?
Bootiques.
Did you hear about the ghost celebration?
It was spooktacular.
Why did the ghost go to his school reunion?
He wanted to dig up an old friend.
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boohamas.
What did the ghost say to his passengers when they got in the car?
Buckle your sheet belts, everyone.
What room is left out of a ghost’s house?
The living room.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Erie.
They're always working the graveyard shift.
What do ghosts wear if they have bad eyesight?
Spooktacles.
What happens when you goose a ghost?
You get a hand full of sheet.
What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?
A polterheist.