What do you call the King’s one rabbit?
The true hare to the throne.
Why did the king hold the door open for a silly clown?
He thought it was a nice jester.
Why can’t you give Queen Elsa a balloon?
She’ll Let It Go.
Why couldn't the Founding Fathers get a date?
The ladies thought they were revolting.
Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
He became known as a great ruler.