What do you call the King’s one rabbit?
The true hare to the throne.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
What did the bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the daddy rabbit shave?
He had a lot of little hares.
What do you call a row of bunnies moving backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit that is really cool?
A hip hopper.
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What do you need when your bunny gets wet?
A hare dryer.
Why don't rabbits live very long?
They're on burrowed tiime.
What does the Easter Bunny order at the coffee shop?
Egg-spresso.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.
How do you hold a rabbit still?
With hare spray.
What do you get when you cross a cute little bunny and a mean old fox?
A mean old fox.
What do you call a bunny with a tight grip?
A grabbit.
How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
You find a hare in it.
When do police get called to the rabbit salon?
When someone is having a bad hare day.