What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO.
Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to the minor leagues?
He was just making too many wookie mistakes.
What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur?
A chocolate-chip Wookie.
What did Obi Wan say to Luke Skywalker when they ran out of clean spoons?
Use the forks, Luke.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the big screen TV?
HDMI.
What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What Jedi is the best with Photoshop?
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Why couldn’t Luke Skywalker find love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
What Star Wars character swears the most?
R2-D2. They have to bleep out every word he says.
Why did Star Wars movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Why doesn't Yoda lend money?
He's a little short.
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?
Everything was half off.
How does Wicket get around Endor?
Ewoks wherever he goes.
Did you hear about Han Solo's barbeque?
The meat was chewy.
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm.
Did you hear about the girl who got a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character?
You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
What do you call a scared young Jedi?
Panickin' Skywalker.
Why don't Imperial Stormtroopers play blackjack?
They can't hit anything.
Why was General Yoda afraid of April?
Because March, April May.
What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?
Rotini!
Why don’t the Jedi have a Navy?
Because a life at sea is a path to the dock side.
Why did Han and Chewie decide to go shopping on Black Friday?
Because the prices were Solo.
How is the Force like duct tape?
It has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.
Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?
In charge of the order, Yoda was.
Why isn't C3PO made out of glass?
Because then he'd be C through PO.
How does Kylo Ren spend father's day?
Solo.
How come Yoda didn't make it as an archeologist?
He insisted there was no "Tri"certatops.
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda.