What did one DNA strand ask the other DNA strand?
Do I look ok in these genes?
Why did the woman only get sick on work days?
She blamed it on her weekend immune system.
Why is a joke like a frog?
If you dissect it, it doesn't work any more.
Why are blood cells depressed?
They live half their lives in vein.
What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
Is there antibody out there?
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
There was no chemistry.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry between them.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
They don’t have the right koala-fications.
What did the T cell say when facing a nasty infection?
Is antibody out there?
How much is a pint of adenosine triphosphate in a British pub?
80p.