Why didn't the pony sing at the concert?
He was just a little horse.
Who cares if you sing really loud and really bad in a shower?
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Why is it so tempting to sing the chorus of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"?
It's a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
What’s the difference between black-eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chickpeas can hummus one.
What is a mime’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
How many Tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
What do fish sing during winter?
Christmas corals.
Did you hear how ancient South American owls used to carefully harmonize?
The were Inca hoots.
Why do pirates make great singers?
Because they always hit the high C.