Why didn't the pony sing at the concert?
He was just a little horse.
Why do true musicians never play instruments by ear?
Because it always sounds better if they use their hands.
What do you call grapes playing the guitar?
A jam session.
Why did the acrobat curl up into a ball?
That's just how he rolls.
Why did the skeleton cancel his performance?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Why did the hard-of-hearing man forbid his children from going to the symphony?
He heard there would be a lot of sax and violins.
What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't gotten a gig.
Did you hear about the drunk microphone guy?
He had one two one two one two many.
How many psychedelic jam band fans does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't change it. They just follow it around for thirty years and watch it burn out.
Did you read the review about the new Broadway show on the History of Language?
Turns out it's just a play on words.
Why did four refuse to be in the number play?
It was two squared to get on stage.
Who do they bring in if the stand-up comedian can't make the show?
A stand-in comedian.