What’s the scariest plant in the jungle?
BamBOO!
Why does a tiger have stripes?
They prefer not to be spotted.
Where do jungle animals go for help quitting a bad habit?
A hypnopotamus.
What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
What do you call a well dressed jungle cat?
A dandy lion.
Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together?
I can't explain it. It's toucan-fusing.