Why did everyone leave grandma's birthday party after only one minute?
Because it was her sixty-second birthday.
Guess who grandma bumped into on the way to the eyeglasses store?
Everybody.
What did Timmy's grandfather ask him in the moments before he kicked the bucket?
He said, "Timmy, do you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?
They share a common foe.