Why did everyone leave grandma's birthday party after only one minute?
Because it was her sixty-second birthday.
Why do they put candles on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing?
The meat ball.
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties.
What happened after the party girl lost her glasses?
The rest of the night was a blur.
What did Einstein say about the party?
He had a relatively good time.
What do cavemen like to do on Friday nights?
They go clubbing.
Where do skeletons go for a fun night?
They like a hip joint.
Why didn't grandpa like his eighty-fifth birthday cake at his big party?
One cake would have been plenty.
Might the number thirteen show up without being invited?
Not on my watch.
Why did the doofus keep empty bottles in the refrigerator?
For friends that don't drink.
Why did uncle Francis wear a beer mug to the costume party?
He wanted to dress as Frank in Stein.