What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
Do-you-think-he-sarus.
Guess who grandma bumped into on the way to the eyeglasses store?
Everybody.
Why are cross-eyed teachers so bad?
They can’t control their pupils.
Did you hear about the woman who was diagnosed with color-blindness?
The diagnosis surprised her. It really came right out of the purple.
Why did the man fall into the watering hole?
Because he could not see that well.
Where does a sailor go for vision problems?
He goes to the aye, aye doctor.
What do ghosts wear if they have bad eyesight?
Spooktacles.