What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth-hurty
What happened to the clock that was still hungry?
It went back four seconds.
Did you finally watch that documentary on clocks?
It's about time.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
Why shouldn’t you eat clocks?
It can be very time consuming.
Why isn't there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
What kind of bug can tell time?
A clock roach.
What did villain say to the clock that would not stop ticking?
We have ways of making you tock.
What was so awful about the clock's hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.