How did the cool guy drown?
He fell into the mainstream.
What is the most expensive fish to swim with?
A shark. It can cost an arm and a leg.
Where can you dive into the pool safely?
Deep ends.
Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver?
The sink.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was too far out, man.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was 3 feet deep, on average.
What's a good question to ask someone who might not be able to kayak?
Canoe?
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Doggie paddle.