How did the cool guy drown?
He fell into the mainstream.
What do you call guys who love math?
Algebros.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.
What do you call a rabbit that is really cool?
A hip hopper.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Some obscure number you probably never heard of.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was too far out, man.
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
How do you make a neato burrito?
With cool beans.
Who is the coolest guy in the hospital?
The hip replacement doctor.
What vegetable is cool, but only sort of cool?
A radish.
Why do hippies like corduroy?
It's groovy.