What did the 90° angle say after an argument?
"It turns out, I was right!"
Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident?
Now he’s a rect-angle.
How do math teachers get warm in a cold room?
They go to the corner, where it's ninety degrees.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why are parallel lines so sad?
They have so much in common, but they'll never, ever meet.
What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?
Because it’s pointless.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.
Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?
Because they might be plotting something.
What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
Use acute angle.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over ninety degrees.
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic formula.
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane.
What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meter long?
A pi thon.
What shape is an empty parrot cage?
It's a polly gone.