How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a dancing lamb?
A baaaaaaalerina.
Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing?
The meat ball.
What monster is the best dancer?
The boogie man.
What is water’s favorite style of dance?
Tap dance.
What do cavemen like to do on Friday nights?
They go clubbing.
Where do skeletons go for a fun night?
They like a hip joint.
Did you know that fish can breakdance?
Only for about a minute, though. And only once.
Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.