How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What’s the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Kids won’t eat broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Some kids don't like to eat broccoli.
Why was the snowman embarrassed to be seen looking at carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What part of your body is the most musical?
Your nose. You can pick it and you can blow it.