What does a lawyer wear to work?
A law suit.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning?
A breakfast bar.
What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney?
Father-in-law.
What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, "Odor in the court!"
Why was the mystery writer's will so dissapointing?
Of everything he'd ever written, this one was a dead giveaway.
Why can't lawyers keep their underwear on?
Because they're constantly required to file their briefs.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Say "Fees!"
Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
Cats keep trying to bury them.