Why are piggy banks so smart?
Because they’re filled with common cents.
What is a pig's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
How did the pig get to the hospital?
In a hambulance.
Did you hear the one about the French little piggy?
He cried oui oui oui all the way home.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
Because it's bound to squeal.
What are the pigs warned to be wary of in New York?
Pork pockets.
What does a pig put on a sunburn?
Oinkment.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
He gave her a great big hog.
What do you call a pig thief?
A ham burglar.
What do you call a pig that travels by air?
Swine flu.