What do you call a dancing lamb?
A baaaaaaalerina.
Where do sheep get a haircut?
At the baa baa shop.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down a hill?
A lamb slide.
Did you hear the one about the shepherd who drove his flock back and forth through town?
He was given a ticket for making an illegal ewe turn.
How do sheep move to a new house?
With a ewe haul.
What's a baby sheep's favorite car?
A Lamborghini.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.
What do you say to a geneticist who mixes sheep and human DNA?
Ewe people scare me.