How do some people cut a piece of wood just by looking at it?
I don’t know, but they swear they saw it with their own eyes.
What’s the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
Did you hear about the guy convicted of killing another man with sandpaper?
He only intended to rough him up a bit.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to tell a carpentry joke that 'wood work'?
He nailed it.