How do some people cut a piece of wood just by looking at it?
I don’t know, but they swear they saw it with their own eyes.
A stick.
What’s the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine?
It wooden go.
Did you hear about the lumberjack who cut down exactly 9,999 trees?
He kept a log.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to tell a carpentry joke that 'wood work'?
He nailed it.
What trees are the most faithful to their partners?
The ones that practice mahogany.
How do you explain that you don't like your aunt's old teak furniture?
You're anti auntie's antique teak.
What did the organic mathematician put in her fireplace?
A natural log.