What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves
Why didn't the pirate shower before he had to walk the plank?
He knew he'd be washing up on shore later.
What does a pig put on a sunburn?
Oinkment.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was too far out, man.
Because the shore never waves back.
Why does beach sand make the ocean emotional?
It's quite a profound sediment.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over ninety degrees.
The sea weed.