What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He needed cold hard cash.
If toast gets stuck in the toaster, is it ok to pry it out with a butter knife?
The answer may shock you.
Why did the man sell his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
Why should you knock on the refrigerator door?
In case there’s salad dressing in there.