What's brown and invisible?
No chocolate.
What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint.
What can you put into the world's most delicious piece of cake in order to make it even better?
Your teeth.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
What's green and tastes like a chocolate chip cookie?
A chocolate chip cookie. The green part was a lie.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur?
A chocolate-chip Wookie.
Why did the Oreo wafer go to the dentist?
He needed a filling.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What was the gingerbread man's favorite blanket?
It was a cookie sheet.
How do you measure the weight of crackers?
In grahams.
What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction is made out of cake?
A de-nom-nom-nom-inator.
What's the best thing about collecting candy canes?
They're always in mint condition.
Did you hear the story about the sugarless jelly beans?
It's bitterweet.
Have you heard about the mythical milkshake of Atlantis?
It's legend dairy.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
When the printer has a paper jelly, it's a mess.
What do redheads use to make sandwiches?
Ginger bread.
What do you call a happy farmer?
A jolly rancher.
Why did the doofus dislike M&M candies?
They were too hard to peel.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets.
How does Spider-Man pay for a piece of candy?
Spidey cents.
What do you call a red-headed baker?
A ginger bread man.
He saw the apple turnover.
Why did the apple and orange go get ice cream alone?
Because the banana split.
What do you call someone with two red-headed parents?
Gingerbred.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream.