Because 7 8 9.
Why did two 4s skip dinner?
Because they already 8.
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It's two gross.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
A roamin’ numeral.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a big fight, and 2021.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
How come people like decimals more than fractions?
Because with fractions, there's just no point.
7 likes 3 square meals.
What do you say to the guy who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing.
Might the number thirteen show up without being invited?
Not on my watch.
Why did four refuse to be in the number play?
It was two squared to get on stage.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
What happened with 30 got hungry?
38.