Guess who grandma bumped into on the way to the eyeglasses store?
Everybody.
What happened to the guy who fell into a lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
What happened after the party girl lost her glasses?
The rest of the night was a blur.
Why does A B need glasses.
It has to C to get to D.
Where does a sailor go for vision problems?
He goes to the aye, aye doctor.
What do ghosts wear if they have bad eyesight?
Spooktacles.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Is it one...or two? One...or two?