Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It’s way too far to walk.
Why did the best taxi driver get fired?
He was always going the extra mile.
What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say?
Wheeeee!
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boohamas.
What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
A roamin’ numeral.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
The last thing they want to do is relax and unwind.
Why don't photons have suitcases?
They are traveling light.
Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?
He brought the wrong carrion.
What is the shortest review about traveling to Oklahoma?
It's OK.
Where do traveling businessmen keep their underwear?
In a briefcase.
Did you hear about the woman who sued the airline for losing her luggage?
She lost her case.
When is it a bad thing to meet your wife on a vacation?
When you told her you were traveling for business.
What do you call a pig that travels by air?
Swine flu.
Why should you never blame others for the road you're on?
It's your own asphalt.
What do you have to know about heading into San Francisco over the Golden Gate?
Just cross that bridge when you come to it.