Why did the computer get mad at the printer?
Because it didn’t like its toner voice.
Why are spiders great web developers?
They like finding bugs.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't gotten a gig.
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties.
Why did the programmer make it a point to be good?
He was worried about syntax.
Why did they name the printer Bob Marley?
It kept jammin'.
How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
At least three or four. But they'll swear up and down that it was just as easy as it would be for a Mac user.
How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
They might report that the room is dark, but that's as far as that goes.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
When the printer has a paper jelly, it's a mess.
Why was the computer late for work?
It's a hard drive.
What's a good password that's at least eight characters long?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
How many tech-support people does it take to change a light bulb?
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