Why did the computer get mad at the printer?
Because it didn’t like its toner voice.
Why did the pediatrician lose his temper?
Because he had very little patients.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
Why was one element refusing to speak to the other element?
He was mad atom.
What did the wife say when her husband replaced their bed with a trampoline?
She really hit the ceiling.