What happened after the wheel was invented?
A revolution.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes?
He won the no-bell prize.
What’s the most groundbreaking invention of all time?
The shovel.
What do you say to the guy who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing.
What was a more useful invention than the first telephone?
The second telephone.
How do telegraph operators apologize?
Remorse code.
What is the most remarkable invention of all time?
The dry erase board.
What did they do before the invention of the crowbar?
The just drank in the nest.