Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
Do-you-think-he-sarus.
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
A philosiraptor.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.
What disease do some unlucky dinosaurs get?
Jurassic Parkinsons.
Why can't a Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?
Because they're all dead.
What kind of Dinosaur knows the most words?
A Thesaurus
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the toilet?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a dinosaur that can't get itself together?
A tyrannosaurus wreck.
What did they call the squishy slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes?
Slow cavemen.
How come Yoda didn't make it as an archeologist?
He insisted there was no "Tri"certatops.