What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bawking Dead.
Why was the zombie stressed at work?
His project had a really tight undeadline.
What do vegetarian zombies want?
Graaaaiiiiinss!
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain bread.
What do zombies actually like about normal humans?
The flavor, mostly.
What's the problem with dyslexic zombies?
Nothing, unless your name is Brian.
Did you hear about the zombie astrologer?
It was really into horror-scopes.
Do zombies eat with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately.
What is a zombie's favorite part of dinner?
When they rise from the gravy.
Whats the difference between a zombie and baby?
A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams.
What kind of insects want to sting your brains?
Zom-bees.
Who is fastest among the undead?
Zoombies.