What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bawking Dead.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the big screen TV?
HDMI.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite school lunch?
Mystery meat.
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Did you hear about that amazing frog documentary?
I couldn't take my eyes off it. It was ribbeting.
Did you hear about the new origami channel on TV?
It's paper view.
What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements?
The atoms family.
How did the man describe the symptoms when asked about his hearing loss?
It's a funny animated show about yellow people.
What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
What was Fred Flinstone's trick for sticking things together?
Add a dab of glue!
Why is it so easy to sell a television with the volume stuck on full?
People can't turn it down.