Jokes About Comic Books
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bawking Dead.
What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?
Heroine overdose.
What does Batman use to wash his hair?
Conditioner Gordon.
When is it best to attack Superman's home world?
Krypton night.
How does Spider-Man pay for a piece of candy?
Spidey cents.
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A husband is less likely to get killed by an iron for yelling "Iron Man" at home.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
He said, "Robin, get in the Batmobile!"