What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A desserter.
Did you hear about the man who implanted a chip in his body to stop hunger?
In fact, he implanted a whole bag of chips.
7 likes 3 square meals.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He liked a well-balanced meal.
Did you hear the story about the sugarless jelly beans?
It's bitterweet.
How do you know if your family can't count calories?
You probably have the figures to prove it.
How do fish stay so healthy?
They take plenty of vitamin sea.
What happened when someone threw a bottle of omega-3 vitamins?
The injuries were super fish oil.
Have you heard about the pasta diet?
You walk pasta donut. You walk pasta bag of chips. You walk pasta bowl of ice cream. And so on.