Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Because 7 8 9.
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish.
A stick.
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
What’s worse than finding a worm when you bite into your apple?
Finding half a worm.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Where does the General keep his armies?
In his sleevies.