How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh on Christmas?
Nothing. It's on the house.
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic.
Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?
Because he went down in History.
Who helps Santa check his grammar on the letters he writes to all the little kids?
Subordinate clauses.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Where does Santa Claus vote?
The North Poll