Why didn’t the door trust the stairs?
The door was willing to be open, but the stairs were always up to something.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
Why did the king hold the door open for a silly clown?
He thought it was a nice jester.
Why should you knock on the refrigerator door?
In case there’s salad dressing in there.
What do you call a man laying just outside your front door.
Matt.
What do you call a person that has keys to the bathroom?
A can opener.
How are babies like hinges?
They are things to adore.