What’s the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Kids won’t eat broccoli.
What did the nosy pepper do?
He got jalapeño business.
How do you make an artichoke?
You strangle it.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has bean.
How do you turn soup into gold?
You add twenty-four carrots.
What did the bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the tomato turn bright red?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call leftover lettuce?
The romainder.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Some kids don't like to eat broccoli.
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater tots.
What made the great carrot detective so famous?
He could get to the root of the case.
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse radish.
What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What do vegans all over the world want?
Peas! When do we want it? Now!
Who is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?
Brocco Lee.
What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like?
They turnip their noses.
What’s the difference between black-eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chickpeas can hummus one.
Why was the snowman embarrassed to be seen looking at carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers.
What vegetable is cool, but only sort of cool?
A radish.