Why did the police charge the child for refusing a nap?
The child was resisting a rest.
How did the toilet thief get away?
Police had nothing to go on.
Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case.
Who does sketches for the police?
A con artist.
Did you hear about the child psychic who escaped from authorities?
He's a small medium at large.
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
K9P.
Did you hear the one about the shepherd who drove his flock back and forth through town?
He was given a ticket for making an illegal ewe turn.
Did you hear about the criminals who became friends when the warden mixed up their prison files?
The were so close that from then on they finished each others' sentences.
Did you hear about someone drilling a hole in the nudist colony fence?
Police are actively looking into it.
Why was Igor fired from his job as an interrogator?
He didn't ask why.
Why did police give up investigating the cement factory robbery?
There wasn’t any concrete evidence.
How do police identify the prime suspect in a cat burglary?
They look for the purr-petrator.